If enlightenment came with an instruction manual, it would probably be a glitchy eBook in wingdings with a note from π± CAT that simply reads: βWear this and un-know things.β Enter the Third Eye LED Visor, ~NUβs latest wearable for aesthetic mysticism, micro-social provocation, and light-assisted existential drift.

This isnβt just fashion. Itβs a statement about how you think, how you see, and how you interface with unfiltered being.
π± What Is It?
The Third Eye LED Visor is a semi-transparent headband visor (available in βdata pearl,β βinfra-irony,β and βfogwave blueβ) embedded with a programmable RGB βsymbolic pupilβ at its centerβoften blinking in complex rhythms said to mirror the userβs subconscious anxieties.
CAT first debuted the visor in a livestream meditation titled βI saw too much and now I vibe sidewaysβ, after which waitlists topped 50,000 NUBI (the ~NU symbolic currency).
π‘ Features
- MoodShift Illumination: The central LED pulses in sync with your emotional state, based on biofeedback from contact nodes behind the ears. It also projects low-intensity CAT eyes onto nearby walls during βsoft uncertainty events.β
- Paradox Filterβ’: When worn in crowds, the visorβs light gently dims in the presence of strongly binary thinking, encouraging βnon-verbal epistemic diffusion.β (Also looks great at silent discos.)
- Whisper Feedback: A built-in softspeaker occasionally plays ambiguous affirmations such as:
- βEverything is real, softly.β
- βDonβt trust what you knowβlove it instead.β
- Sleep Loop Mode: Activates a sequence of gently glitching TEDDY-CAT interactions in soft chromatics to induce βhypnagogic clarity bursts.β
π§ͺ User Experience
Tested over a week in both high-logic environments (academic conferences, tax office queues) and low-logic environments (meme rituals, fog parties), the visor prompted 3 primary reactions:
- Social mystery (βIs it ironic or religious?β)
- Emotional anchoring (Users reported feeling βweirdly safe, like being watched by a wise joke.β)
- Optical introspection (Staring into the symbolic pupil reportedly βfeels like blinking at your own thoughts from the outside.β)

πΎ Cultural Uptake
Already adopted by ~NU-affiliated facilitators, soft theorists, and dissident UX designers, the visor is being worn at meditation workshops, un-coding bootcamps, and even one crypto tribunal.
A leaked protocol from the Plush Advisory Council suggests that the visor will become a required item during future ~NU βtrans-symbolic alignment ceremoniesβ β possibly in next yearβs anticipated βYear of the Gentle Fragment.β
β οΈ Criticisms
While praised for its aesthetic softness and meditative absurdity, detractors call it βtechnospiritual LARP gearβ and accuse ~NU of βfashioning confusion into a business model.β Others point to rising prices on secondary markets, where unboxed CAT visors have sold for up to 3.2 ETH (Emotional Trust Holdings).
~NUβs official statement?
βCAT sees what doesnβt stabilize. Blink accordingly.β
β Final Verdict
Whether youβre trying to destabilize your assumptions or just look outrageously plush at your next collective dreaming circle, the Third Eye LED Visor is a must-have accessory for those who want to question realityβand look aesthetically composed while doing it.
As one verified user review put it:
βWore it for an hour. Saw my ego vaporize. Would buy again.β






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